Wow, I already did one post today (my first in quite some time) and now I’m going for a record setting TWO posts?!?  I just turned the blogging world UPSIDE-DOWN.

Anyhow, the Consumerist wrote last week about a for-real-real version of a Tracy Jordan Meat Machine Sandwich.  It appears to involve bacon, cheese, a creamy dressing and FRIED-FUCKING-CHICKEN FOR BREAD.

Now I’m not claiming to be Professor Health Food here, I love me some fried food just as much as any other gravy-blooded American, but there has to be a point at which we say “This far, no further!” Is an inside-out, breadless, fried chicken sandwich really what America is craving?

Of course it is!  After all, it’s Atkins friendly.